shoving a medium sized cactus up oprah's ass and watch her scream while fisting a rattle snake in the corn hole and video chatting with a large african man and jerking off to each other screaming at the top of your lungs and now your keyboard is sticky end of year 2012 explosive diarrhea has all the food of 2012 rammed up in there and now finally has the chance to blast out and make a shitty guest appearance literally knock knock, who's there, an IV machine, an IV machine who, I have diabetes please help